Saturday, May 25, 2024

Andúril

Need a pick-me-up?

Try Andúril today. In less than four minutes, you can turn your day around and experience the words of the living God across the ages. Take multiple doses as needed throughout the day for maximum benefit.

One great Psalm, one great prayer, and one great hymn stanza - that's all it takes! Use ours or mix and match your own favorite Psalms, hymns and prayers.

Sing them together back to back to back, and watch the Father of Lies turn into the Father of LAME!

Talk to your spiritual doctor about Andúril today.

Side effects may include majestic music, meditation on the suffering of Christ, repentance, the cure for souls, and serious injury to nearby demons. 

And remember - "He won't catch you sleeping - if you pray without ceasing!" 


Andúril

Out of the depths I cry to you, O LORD!

O Lord, hear my voice! Let your ears be attentive to the voice of my pleas for mercy!

If you, O LORD, should mark iniquities, O Lord, who could stand?

But with you there is forgiveness, that you may be feared.

I wait for the LORD, my soul waits, and in his word I hope;

my soul waits for the Lord more than watchmen for the morning, more than watchmen for the morning.

O Israel, hope in the LORD! For with the LORD there is steadfast love, and with him is plentiful redemption.

And he will redeem Israel from all his iniquities. (LSB 130)


Our Father who art in heaven,

hallowed be Thy name,

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven;

give us this day our daily bread;

and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever. Amen. (LSB 957)


Lamb of God, pure and holy,

Who on the cross didst suffer,

Ever patient and lowly,

Thyself to scorn didst offer.

All sins Thou borest for us,

Else had despair reigned o’er us:

1. Have mercy on us, O Jesus! O Jesus!

2. Have mercy on us, O Jesus! O Jesus!

3. Thy peace be with us, O Jesus! O Jesus! (LSB 434)


[Pick one of the three endings; if you take multiple doses throughout the day, work through each ending as you go.]

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